The Order Garrison
"That ain't nuthin'!"
So for this game, we will be "one-upping" each other. Someone says something, then the next person tries to outdo that claim. Try not to jump to too outlandish a claim right away. Let's let this build slowly. Seems like it would be more fun that way.
I have a cat.
I have two cats.
My cats hunt the local mice with bows made from matchsticks.
Edit: I edited this from "lazer beam eyes" since that seemed like too much of a leap, breaking my own rules. Not that matchstick bows are much more believable. But yeah. Seems more appropriate.
My cats don't need to hunt, they mesmerize their prey to come to them.
My cats know what it means to be a proud feline! They hunt, without resorting to petty tricks or hypnosis! Oh, and they know how to play Parcheesi, if the mood takes them. They're the local champions, in fact.