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Rasputin
Posts: 29
(@rasputin)
Seeker of Vann Oru
Joined: 9 months ago

So for this game, we will be "one-upping" each other. Someone says something, then the next person tries to outdo that claim. Try not to jump to too outlandish a claim right away. Let's let this build slowly. Seems like it would be more fun that way.

I'll start.

I have a cat.

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Shayen Locke
Posts: 72
(@shay)
Woodland Scout
Joined: 4 years ago

I have two cats.

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Rasputin
Posts: 29
(@rasputin)
Seeker of Vann Oru
Joined: 9 months ago

My cats hunt the local mice with bows made from matchsticks.

Edit: I edited this from "lazer beam eyes" since that seemed like too much of a leap, breaking my own rules. Not that matchstick bows are much more believable. But yeah. Seems more appropriate.

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Kane Driscol
(@kane)
Joined: 4 years ago

Woodland Scout
Posts: 96
Posted by: Rasputin

My cats shoot laser beams from their eyes.

So these 1-Up's don't need to be true or do you have an amazingly dangerous cat?

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Rasputin
(@rasputin)
Joined: 9 months ago

Seeker of Vann Oru
Posts: 29

They don't need to be true, no. The weirder we get, the better.

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Shayen Locke
Posts: 72
(@shay)
Woodland Scout
Joined: 4 years ago

My cats don't need to hunt, they mesmerize their prey to come to them. 

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Rasputin
Posts: 29
(@rasputin)
Seeker of Vann Oru
Joined: 9 months ago

My cats know what it means to be a proud feline! They hunt, without resorting to petty tricks or hypnosis! Oh, and they know how to play Parcheesi, if the mood takes them. They're the local champions, in fact.

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