Enjoy this little diddy as you sit around the fire, staring at your presents, greedily hoping your parents or significant other ordered your fencing gear before next season. You know the present. That one over there behind the tree. That must be a helmet. Some gloves. Maybe even…a rapier! And if you like this one, check out all of our Christmas Parodies.
All I want for Christmas is my rapier My rapier See my rapier Gee, if I could only have my rapier Then I could fight my friends on Christmas. It seems so long since I could say “En garde, you dirty trick-sta” Gosh, oh gee, how happy I’d be, if I could only get’cha. All I want for Christmas is my rapier My rapier See my rapier Gee, if I could only have my rapier Then I could fight my friends on Christmas. It seems so long since I could fence And cross a blade, stabbing at my foe! Gosh, oh gee, no kisses from me, if we’re under mistletoe All I want for Christmas is my rapier My rapier See my rapier Gee, if I could only have my rapier Then I could fight my friends on Christmas.
